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2021-09-14 11:20 |
01 看啥看,道具的主意你都敢打

02 妈妈,我要做空中飞人
 03 兄弟你让我好生羡慕
 04 突然停水,看把大哥难受的
 05 敢抢我媳妇的猪食,我咬你哦
 06 这打火机厂家定制,独一无二
 07 这黑区区的,是眉毛染得色吗
 08 表演得太认真,结果是假唱
 09 来兄弟,我们配合表演,太默契了吧
 10 媳妇,我不相信黑子放屁这么臭,是不是你放的
 11 过年回家,找寻童年的回忆
 12 心里即使住着诗人,也得生活呀
 13 几个大姐预选座位,居然玩起了这个
 14 果然男人最懂男人心
 15 冰化了,我就跟你走
 16 这猫咪地位太强
 17 妈妈,为什么那么多哥哥弟弟,你就不要我
 18 今天路上遇到两个小伙子,他们在卖鱼竿,质量杠杠的
 19 求着老婆给我煮了一碗面,吃不完下次就不能叫她煮了
 20 印度高级飞机,你们见过吗
 21 没有人看见,我还能喝
 22 不小心开过了,那就倒车吧,分还是扣了
 23 菇凉,你真是进退两难呀
 25 我的天呀,这是谁
 26 所以说,自己犯错还得自己担
 27 脱不脱鞋,对地板有什么作用呢
 28 我会站在最高峰,向你求婚
 29 王八吃辣椒,史无前例
 30 监控都看见你了,你还去多此一举干嘛
 31 家里来客人了,记得这样做
 32 学了两天,就惊呆了教练,我还要学下去吗
 33 吃饭也不要忘了打麻将
 34 等一下,我想擦一下汗
 35 在线等回复,作业多写了一遍怎么办,停不下来呀
 36 今天的天气很优雅,适合谈恋爱,但是这和我有什么关系
 37 你许的愿望,我承受不起呀妹子
 38 我打你,你就不可以让着我吗
 39 爷爷做的洗碗机,结果现在不需要了
 40 今天出来散步,这草坪不知道怎么了
 41 难道这就是传说中的,人不如葱高吗
 42 现在讨饭挺难的,还得干活呀
 43 孩子跟上我,我带你去世外桃源
 44 今天赚得太多,数钱数到睡着
 45 闺蜜去拔罐,当我看到她身上印子的时候笑出了鹅叫声哈哈哈
 47 花了几个小时做的,就是为了这一刻
 48 大家猜一猜,车子在球内还是球外
 49 科技让我们越来越方便
 50 “那些欠网贷不还的人,现在都咋样了?网友们的评论也太真实了啊”哈哈哈
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